The DOG?

 

Omegle is fun

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Stranger: HeyHey asl?

You: I will make a pilgrimage to your graves and dip my balls in them.

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Omegle conversation log

 

2010-10-12

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Stranger: Helloo Hellooooo
You: I like turtles
Stranger: I like cock
Stranger: s
You: NINJA TURTLES
You: Like chickens?
You: one time a rooster bit me
You: but that's okay. I kicked it.
Stranger: once a flying toaster bit me
You: it got mad. :-\
Stranger: and then i put my cock inside it
You: that sounds painful
Stranger: now its brown,warm and tasty
Stranger: so im eatin it right now
You: I know when I am defeat
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Who’s the tank?

Dragon Ball Z Parody

http://teamfourstar.com/page-episodes

yeah, it’s pretty funny. Just thought I would spread the word. :-)

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10 Songs that defined the 90s (for me)

Presented in no particular order. Mostly because my favorite songs change depending on my mood.

1. “1979” – The Smashing Pumpkins. Easily my favorite song of all time, so it not only makes the list, it comes in first. Plus, the video for the song is perfect in almost every way.

2. “Hey Jealousy” – The Gin Blossoms. I might be the only person I know who still likes the Gin Blossoms. I’ve heard this song while walking around in grocery stores with songs that.. it has no business being around. But I still sang.

3. “Smells Like Teen Spirit” – Nirvana. Nirvana is on every list ever written about the 90s, as it should be. Plus, this song was the first rock song I ever liked. Don’t look at me that way, I was into rap at the time.

4 "Jump” – Kriss Kross. Speaking of rap, there’s about to be a lot more of it. I figured this would be a less jarring transition. Plus, I love that song so hard I would have its’ babies. True: To this day I start giggling maniacally when I hear the song start.

5. “Popular” – Nada Surf. My introduction to being a jaded teenager. Living in Florida at the time, there seemed to be a bit of a “surf rock” thing going on. That’s what I called it at the time, at least.

6. “Buddy Holly” – Weezer. I don’t really care for much of Weezer’s new music. With the exception of “Island in the Sun” and “Hash Pipe", of course. But everything about this song was spot on. And the video was awesome too.

7. “What do you want from me?” – Monaco. Another song I considered “Surf”.. which I still think it sort of is. Only because calling it “alternative” just doesn’t really cut it for me. Interesting note: The bassist for the first two Monaco albums was the bassist from Joy Division.

8.  “Impersonality” – Goo Goo Dolls. This was part of a trio of tapes that I bought. My uncle gave me a gift card for my birthday and I bought “A Boy Named Goo” , "Totally Krossed Out” (see #4) and “… And Out Come the Wolves” by Rancid. But I played “A Boy Named Goo” the most. I bought the tape because of Name but I fell in love with Impersonality. I haven’t heard that song in years but I’m pretty sure I still know all the words.

9. “Crash” – Dave Matthews Band. When I first heard that song, I thought that was what love sounded like. Plus, to this day I still love that song.

10. “Glycerine” – Bush. Back when I thought Bush was a heavy metal band…. don’t laugh. But this song was really the turning point for me, when I started to like rock more than rap. This is just one of those songs that puts me in a place and time and that’s really what music is all about.

Honorable Mentions: “Dammit” – Blink 182 and “Ruby Soho” by Rancid (see #8).

Comments are always appreciated. Whether you have something to say about my list or songs of your own that define the 90s, I’d love to hear about it.

Weird Dream

I don’t remember much. But I do remember talking to someone about my blog. I sheepishly told them “Yeah. I have a blog but I don’t update it much.”

Hopefully, that will change. I’ve been sitting on a write-up of Charles in Charge for a while. I’d also like to talk about The State. So we’ll see if it actually happens.. but, fingers crossed.

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Hey. I just wanted to apologize to whoever stumbes upon this (and my 3 or 4 readers!) for not updating. I actually do have a few things on tap but I guess I just don't write as prolifically as I assumed I would once I had a blog. Anyways, I saw this article on some website that I can't possibly remember now. This guy sat down and watched 24 hours of G4. I was thinking I would do the same for Netflix and post updates throughout the day about it. That will actually be my first "project" for the blog but it should be an interesting one. I'll be back in a day or twoooooooooo (hehe.. I couldn't resist an a-ha reference!)

GI JOE PSAs

If you have never seen the parody GI Joe PSAs that Fensler Films did, you are quite simply missing out. I'm well known for my odd and somewhat crass humour and these are right up my alley. So you know exactly what you're getting yourself into. You have no one to blame but yourself.

Side Note: Eric Felsner (the man behind the PSAs) is a writer for "Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!". If you can't watch the videos or you want to know more, here is a wikipedia link that covers all the PSAs.

Other Side Note: "The Pink Purse" is missing from the two videos below. Enjoy!

Making myself at home!

I'm not a very active person. That is to say, I would rather sit and home and relax than anything. I figure if I am going to that I might as well blog. I've got enough things to ramble on about, so I might as well do that. I've got many interests so my blog will likely be about a little bit of everything. But mostly about me! Anyways, it's time to introduce myself.

I'm Nick. However, for the purposes of the Internet, I use the name Nigel Chaos. There is an interesting story behind the name. By interesting I mean long-winded and meandering. I'll get back to that later. Or not. You'll never know now, will you?

Wasn't that fun? Well. I'm not much for talking about myself, I would rather talk about my interests and reveal bits and pieces of myself as we go along. Like some sort of geeky onion! These are my three biggest interests, in no particular order.


Pro Wrestling:



I've been a fan for years. I remember watching Wrestlemania IV in a movie theatre with my dad. I've been a fan ever since. Sure, there have been some times where I stopped watching for a while. Namely after the debut of Val Venis. I didn't go back to watching wrestling for a while, but when I did it was to WCW and the explosion of the nWo. Lately, the WWE hasn't really interested me much; mainly because it's pretty much all the same. TNA is not bad at all but the more I watch it, the more I see them making the same mistakes that WCW did before it folded. That makes me a sad panda.


Video Games:



That, my friends is my baby, Chrono Trigger. I will blog at lengths on the shear greatness of that game and many others as well. But that's an excellent starting point. I've also been gaming for years. I was in the hospital around Christmas in.. either '88 or '89 and my parents got me a NES to play. I remember getting two games (but it might've been more). Pro Wrestling (see first picture) and Super Mario Bros. I haven't stopped gaming since. Right now I have an Xbox 360 and a PS2, both of which get heavy use. Plus, I've been fighting a terrible addiction to the Sims 2 since it came out.



Television/Movies:


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I couldn't decide what kind of picture to use, so you get NOTHING! Mwahahaha. On TV I watch a lot of cartoons, mostly. Adult Swim and Fox's Sunday night offerings. I also like MythBusters, Survivorman and a lot of the History Channel (although I'm a bit disappointed that they seem to do a lot more reality-based shows now.. like Ice Road Truckers. Where's the HISTORY?!). I also like The Tick (not the live-action show.. :shudder:) Daria, The Adventures Of Pete and Pete, Unsolved Mysteries and Paranoia Agent.

As far as movies go... I'll just open up my DVD case and name things: Ghostbusters, Beetlejuice, Back to the Future (I LOVE BTTF.. *that* is the trilogy!), A Scanner Darkly, Beavis and Butthead Do America, The Simpsons Movie, Team America (F... YEAH!) and a host of others I will no doubt get into later.

Well, if you made it this far:

Thank you for reading and I hope to see you back again soon!